.Denny's has a slogan, "If it's your birthday, the meal is on us." But if you're in Denny's and it's your birthday ... your life sucks!On average, an American man will have sex two to three times a week; whereas a Japanese man will have sex only one or two times a year ... This is upsetting news to me ... I had no idea I was Japanese.I can't understand why women are okay that J.C. Penny has an older women's clothing line named, "Sag Harbor."I think it's pretty cool how Chinese people made a language entirely out of tattoos.When I die I want to be reincarnated as a spider, just so I can finally hear a women say "Oh my God, it's huge."This short comment is compliments of GarySomeone told me about a new word that they heard. It's 'Exhaustipated': Meaning just too tired to give a shit!P.S. MS Word doesn't recognize it yet!!!This one is compliments of ArgonThose poor blondes... Annual meeting of the NAB (National Alliance of Blondes) in Vegas. Blonde delegates from all over the US and even. It was only sex, and bad sex from what Brandy told me. Remember after Vince Junior's birth? I had complications being sick to my stomach for almost every day for two months. I knew you had needs and gave you a free pass to get laid. I even scoped out some of the ladies at Tony's school to fill in." Lisa I love you but sometimes you drive me crazy. I remember that time. For one, your hormones were all over the place after Vince Jr.'s birth so I did not take you seriously. Number two, our wedding vows included forsaking all others, not to mention in sickness and in health. I take those vows seriously. You said there was no excuse for cheating, are you now saying there are times when cheating is OK? Because I do not." I still think cheating is never OK. But I understand a bit of what Brandy was feeling. Brandy felt she was getting old and was seen as nothing but a mother, and Tommy's husband. I do not agree with her cheating, but understand why Brandy did it." Lisa I think my head is.
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